so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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