Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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