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(732): View more from New Jersey

pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(415): View more from California

JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(352): View more from Florida

I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy

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(360): View more from Washington

so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy

(360): View more from Washington

man i love america

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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(408): View more from California

if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place

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(928): View more from Arizona

Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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(316): View more from Kansas

Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.

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