and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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