I think I died a long time ago.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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