Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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