Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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