just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize