In America we eat man semen.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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