i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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