Where is the hickey?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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