Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You were trust falling into bushes
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