i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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