If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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