Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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