Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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