i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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its like you know when i get waxed
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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