Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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