he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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