I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize
