I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
whose ass print is on the piano?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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