what if I'm pregnant?
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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