there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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