Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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