you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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