I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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