i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im six kinds of drunk right now
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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