There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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