I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I understand Curling. That high.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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