How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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