Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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