If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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