I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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