is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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