why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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