She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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