How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I want a musical about memes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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