I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
where am i from again
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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