its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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