i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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