like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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