grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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