Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We're too hungover to prance.
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