I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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