5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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