He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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