I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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