Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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