Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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