so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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