I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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