I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
this hospital has no fireball
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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