Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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