I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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