i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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