Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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